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random rant #9 May. 16th, 2006 @ 12:41 am
"ya, you should add me!"

you should give me a fucking reason to add you. why do these people on Myspace seem to have this attitude like i would be better off if they were on my friends list? i know they're never going to say fuck all to me, and i know that they're just in it to increase their friend count.

i had one dude once keep pestering me with add requests, even though i continually rejected him. he even sent me a message "whats up with the adds?" i don't know, you tell me. you want me to add you give me a reason to. i don't want some random people that i don't know and will never speak to on my list. and don't get so butthurt over being denied, its just a website. get over yourself.

ps. i'm back :)

random rant #8 Jul. 26th, 2005 @ 12:45 am
okay, why do people bother asking your opinion on something when all they do is argue everything you say? my dad writes a poem, and recites it to me asking my opinion. i tell him my honest opinion. the poem sounds weird, doesn't sound like it flows right. valid opinion, right? but he argues with it, saying that it flows to him. well are you asking me to reinforce your opinion, or give an honest account of what i thought? if its the latter, don't sit there arguing with me about it. obviously with a history of arrogance and always needing to be right, this doesn't come as much of a surprise. if you want me to give you YOUR opinion, then don't bother asking me, because i won't. i'm going to give it to you how i see it. now he says he's sorry he bothered asking my opinion and won't do it again. lovely, don't you think?

and that leads to another point:

WHHYYYYYYY do people have such a problem with being wrong? they don't even bother to CONSIDER the fact that they're wrong. they just immediately assume that they know everything, and any protest is met with anger and frustration. and what happens when you try to bring it up? "oh, just shut up" pfft, fine. if your'e so right, why do you have a problem with defending it? you're not fucking perfect. nobody is. just shut up and get over yourself.

random rant #7 Jul. 21st, 2005 @ 12:36 am
i HATE teen drama. it is so fucking retarded, and there is absolutely no point to it. and what's worse is that people keep trying to get ME involved! whyyyyyyyyyyy? i don't care about what some person said to you. i don't care who broke up with you. I DON'T CARE! keep your stupid, shallow, trivial drama to yourself. don't get me involved. i have nothing to do with it, nor do i WANT anything to do with it.

random rant #6 Jul. 13th, 2005 @ 10:18 pm
why the hell do people keep insisting on making my relationship status their goddamn business? "do you have a girlfriend yet? why don't you have a girlfriend? why doesn't she be your girlfriend?" fuckin hell, SHUT UUUUP! its none of your goddamn business. i don't ask you about your relationship status, and quite frankly, i couldn't care any fuckin less about it.

random thought #33 Jun. 13th, 2005 @ 07:53 pm
i've come to the conclusion that malls are the most useless places in the world. i went to two malls today looking for something for my dad for Father's Day. NOTHING! nothing of use was to be found in these malls...unless, of course, i were to buy my dad a tube top and skirt for Father's Day, for which i would be whipped, so that's out of the question. all the stores there are just stupid little trendy clothing stores, ones that i've sworn never to step foot in, and i intend to stick to that. malls are evil. they must be DESTROYED!!
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» random rant #5
a girl signs up for a talent show with a talent of dancing, when she performs she's doing dances from popular music videos, from Britney Spears, Nsync, all that crap...how the hell is that talent? so you're talent is mimicking something you see on TV? i can do the same thing you know, watch someone dance on TV and then go and do the same thing, doesn't take much talent at all seeing as tho i can't dance myself. perhaps real talent would be making up your own dance and doing that, instead of trying to be other people, that would impress me

what's happened to originality these days? everyone's just copying off of everyone else. its like no one's even trying anymore, they're just doing what everyone else is to look cool. sure you say its all been done before, but there are still ways to still be original, just gotta use your fucking brain.
» random rant #4
oh how i love it when no one notices you're there. you sit there watching everyone wander around you, talking amongst themselves, not even a glance in your direction. any utterance you make just falls on deaf ears. and the few times you actually are heard, no one actually listens. you just receive the same old stock response, "oh thats cool," like nothing you say is worth any kind of thoughtful response. so you just sit there in silence, watching. waiting for someone to even acknowledge you're there. dreaming of the day when you can get out of the silence to a place where you feel like you can actually be heard. but sadly you have not the money nor the preparedness to leave. you're stuck in the silence. watching. waiting.
» random rant #3
god i hate those stupid Jamster ads all over Myspace, the ones where you accidentally roll your mouse over it once, and then it just WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP. like all of a sudden its tweet tweet tweeGAAAAAHSTUPIDFUCKINSHUTUUUUUUP. its annoying as fuck because there's no way to shut it off, no way to turn off the sound, so you've got to reload the page and PRAY it goes the hell away, grrrrrr i just want to shoot the stupid bird thing, and that little blue thing. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? some sort of alien aviator? and it makes that annoying as fuck noise that's supposed to sound like a race car or something like that, but all it sounds like is ME GOING INSANE.

cliff notes: *rips hair out* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
» random thought #32
now one thing i dont get is why, when being busted by superman, the criminals still attack him, i mean don't they know that its not going to do anything? helloooo, the man is invincible, you might as well shout obscenities at him, you're still gonna get your ass kicked
» random thought #31
if you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights will they do anything?
» random rant #2
i really hate pictures of faces really close, like on TV or on ads like, they have a close up practically right on top of someone's nose, it's like, "okaaaay, i really don't care to see your pores, yeah, thanks" no matter how pretty they may be, it annoys me to no end. guy, girl, young, old, hot, ugly, anyone, i just want to burn it so i don't have to see it ever again
» random thought #30
i don't see how someone can hop into the future and encounter their future selves, i mean, it's just not possible, like in Back to the Future 2, Marty goes into the future and encounters his adult self and kids, but if he disappeared into the future, how can he be in the past to become old...unless, of course, the future is already accounting for Marty returning to the past, but if that were true, then wouldn't Marty Jr not be in trouble anymore, and if so, would they really have to go into the future in the first place? but without them going into the future, it would probably happen all over again,so they'd have to go into the future and come back, and...i think i'll stop there
» random rant #1
ok, i'm really sick of people trying to justify things they do so they don't have to feel guilty, "well i said this, so that should get me off the hook." FUCK THAT, you did it, it's done, no amount of justification will change that, accept responsibility for your damn actions, stop trying make believe that you're someone so innocent that never does anything wrong, because everyone does something wrong, all the time, you think you're special? you think you don't hurt people with your actions? well you do, face it, accept it, STOP TRYING TO GET YOURSELF OFF THE HOOK, real people accept the fact that they've hurt someone, real people understand it and try to make amends for it, real people dont try to hide behind a veil of innnocence

cliff notes: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS
» new addition
i've decided from now on, not only will i post random thoughts, i shall also post a series of random rants, pretty much anything that pisses me off will be posted, enjoy
» random thought #29
the most bullshit commercial i have ever seen would have to be the one i saw yesterday, it was for a boxing video game and it basically said "you men have become way too feminine, you need to regain your masculinity, and to do that, you must play this game" ugh, how full of shit can they get? like a video game is really gonna determine whether you're a man or not
» random thought #28
what if the tooth fairy turned gangsta, and instead of giving money to kids, she robbed them, that would be fucked up, but rather funny, kids would be keeping fly swatters under their pillows
» random thought #27
i think the best TV series in the history of TV series has to be Dinosaurs, i mean that show was pure classic, anyone who denies this fact is a fool, simple as :P
» random thought #26
i think if my car jumped up on me and started licking me, i'd be scared shitless, seriously, although i would probably be crushed by the immense weight of that car, but yeah, if my car acted like a dog, and spoke to me, i dunno what i'd do, play fetch? "here boy, go, fetch the stop sign, go boy" can't take your car for a walk on a leash, that would just be a no
» random thought #25
what if Van Morrison owned a mini van? what kind of innuendos could be made from that? "Van Morrison and his mini van" "Mr Van Morrison, please move your mini van" "Van Morrison had to take his mini van in for servicing" i'm sure there are many many more, but i can't think of them right now
» random thought #24
i have come to the conclusion that sporks rule, simply cuz they are spoons, yet at the same time they're forks, so they called them sporks, it's genius i say, simply genius, who ever thought of it should get a prize...i wonder how he thought of it tho
» random thought #23
ya know, the christmas song i find the funniest would have to be the one that goes like "i'm the happiest christmas tree" i mean, how can a christmas tree be happy? it's dead, who is happy when they're dead? who has any kind of emotion when they're dead? no one...cuz they're dead. it's just like "yay, these people chopped me down, killing me, then took me back to their home and put a bunch of ugly crap on my branches, oh, i'm so happy"
» random thought #22
what if someone got turned on by headaches? they'd probably be drinking everynight just so they could have a hangover the next day, damn sadist, probably start smacking their head against things for the pain, imagine someone saying to you "oh yeah, smack my head against that wall, do it, that's right, fuck yeah" oh my
» random thought #21
how different would christmas be if Santa was Little Richard? you think that Drummer Boy song would go "I have no gift to bring, wom bom a doo wom a wham bam boom" instead? that would be funny
» random thought #20
wouldn't it be funny for everyone who called you, you yelled into the phone "I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT CHEESE" and then hang up, i think so
» random thought #19
what if Santa drove? do you think he'd get road rage? i mean come on, everyone does, so you think even jolly saint nick would too? just imagine him driving down the road "ho ho hey you mother fucker, get out of my way" imagine seeing Santa give you the finger while driving a big pick up truck with monster tires
» random thought #18
what do you think would happen if you went into a shoe store and asked for ONE shoe, not a pair, just ONE singular shoe, i think they'd be pretty confused, but for being the cunts they are, they'd probably just say you can only get them in a pair, stupid
» random thought #17
do you think vampires get AIDS? i mean they go around drinking all this blood, they're bound to come across someone with AIDS, right? they're not alive so it may not affect them, but then again they're not exactly dead, what if AIDS actually killed vampires like holy water, that would be kinda cool, i think
» random thought #16
what if you were talking to someone IN PERSON, and they actually SAID "LOL"? wouldn't you be hella confused whether that person had really said what you thought they said? i know i would
» random thought #15
what if someone built 2 waterslides so that the ends were directly in front of the other, people would come sliding down then SMACK, right into the person on the other slide, would get A LOT of lawsuits, but admit it, that would be fuckin funny
» random thought #14
do you think the guy who invented the smog check has to pay to get his car smogged? i mean he invented it, don't you think he would at least say "i invented this thing, why do i have to pay for it?" it would be pretty fucked up if he did, i wouldn't want to pay for something i invented
» random thought #13
what if you had lightning for a nose? what would happen when you sneeze? fuckin hell, just hope you don't have allergies "*achoo* oops, sorry mom"
» random thought #12
the world is gonna be taken over by alien broccoli with celery stick guns and cucumber spaceships, true story, a cloud told me
» random thought #11
i haven't posted anything in a while, sorry

what if you burped, sneezed, farted, and coughed all at the same time, would you explode?
» random thought #10
what would you do if you saw your grandmother in a porno? that would be really fuckin gross, i'd probably laugh my ass off tho
» random thought #9
i think the worst thing to wish upon anyone ever would be to make them have to pee, but not allow them to, that would be a fate worse than death
» random thought #8
what would you do if someone came up to you with a banana sticking out of their ear? i think it would be really hard to not look at it, just like "umm, why do you have a banana sticking out of your ear?" "well they say it's brain food" "*rolls eyes*"
» random though #7
what if you were in a department store dressing room and someone got a bra stuck up their butt, what would you do? you would have a really hard time trying to figure out how to help them, wouldn't you? it would be like "uhh...you have a bra stuck up your...butt?"
» random thought #6
what if at a rock concert, someone went into the middle of a mosh pit and just started riverdancing? i think that would be so hilarious...but then the guy would probably get creamed and then no more dancing guy, poor dancing guy, he didn't even have a chance :-\
» random thought #5
what if someone was afraid of waking up? what would they do? you think they'd try to stay asleep forever? or would they just try to stay up all the time so they won't fall asleep so they wouldn't have to wake up? a guy could go crazy that way...hmm, i bet that explains a lot
» random thought #4
If a mad scientist clones him self and then has sex with the clone is it Incest, Masterbation? and if its incest is it also homosexuality?
» random thought #3
what if someone sneezed so hard that their head exploded? it would be kind of awkward to say "bless you" wouldn't it? i would actually like to see the guy who says that while covered in blood and brains, hehe, sorry that is really gross, but admit it, it would be really out of place for someone just to say "bless you" when that happens
» random thought #2
What if it literally started raining cats and dogs? that would be REALLY scary, i mean, you're walking along the street, then you hear "woof" and a dog falls in front of you and just goes splat on the street, eww, that would be really gross
» random thought #1
why do all those emo kids have the same exact kind of photo? you know the ones of them standing in front of a mirror with a camera in their hand looking down at the camera, every emo kid i've seen has this picture, it's like "you must have this picture if you want to be scene"
» allo
so, i finally gave in a created a livejournal account, what fun, i shall be posting all of my random thoughts in here as they come to me, so check back every now and then to get a peek into what goes on in my mind...IF YOU DARE!

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